Last night, Kanye West premiered the censored video for his song "Bound 2” on Ellen. Kim Kardashian, the video's co-star, made possibly her first positive contribution to the world today when she uploaded the video's uncensored version onto her official YouTube channel.
The "Bound 2” video's already been called a bunch of things by a bunch of different websites, so here they are presented as movie trailer-style blurbs:
Rolling Stone: It "ignores basic motorcycle safety."
Consequence of Sound: "A cinematic art piece."
New York Daily News: "One wild ride."
MTV: "Bored motorcycle sex."
Buzzfeed: "The most pure expression of love ever."