"Diaper Money" - Lonely Island [Lyrics & YouTube Video]

Lonely Island is back at it for YouTube Comedy Week with the official music video for "Diaper Money". The Wack Album is set for official release on June 11.

Diaper Money Lyrics by Lonely Island:

Lonely Island

We been here for a minute now

This some grown man shit

I got that diaper money
I got that diaper money dude
I got that diaper money
I'm a grown ass man

You know, I got that diaper money
Cuz my kids need to shit
So I stay on my hustle
To keep my pocketbook thick

I got papers and papers and papes
All for my baby's mistakes
Just so my carpets and drapes
Don't get shit on 'em

J-Orgus:
I got that wife pussy
I got that wife pussy
I got that wife pussy
I got that pussy on lock

I got that wife pussy on lock, 24-7
Whenever she lets me, I'm in sane pussy heaven
And the best part about it
Is that no one else can have it
And also I can't have it
Unless she says I can

I see a girl on the street
And I can't, so I won't
See my wife at home and I would
But she hates my guts

Wife pussy
I got that wife pussy
I got that wife pussy
I got that pussy on lock

Young Sandwich:
I got that grave plot
I got that grave plot
I got that grave plot
It's right off the highway

Wobble-dy-wobble-dy-drop
Right into my grave plot
You afraid of death
Well I'm afraid not
Cuz I got the bomb spot
Right off the highway
I did it my way, a very small percent of the time way
I got my coffin picked out
Styrofoam painted like wood, tricked out
It's even got handles to lower me smooth
And my tombstone only has minimal typos

Grave plot
I got that grave plot
I got that grave plot
Right next to my dad

I got that diaper money
I got that wife pussy
I got that grave plot
I'm a grown ass man