"Mass Text" - Tay Allen [YouTube Official Video]

Evan Petersen

by Evan Petersen

Published July 17, 2013

What do you get when you cross a young blonde girl, a staggeringly mediocre singing voice, an over-produced pop dance track, and lyrics that make Rebecca Black sound like Shakespeare? Give up? This. You get this.


Tay Allen talk-sings through the woes of not receiving a mass text from the object of her desires, but I'm not even going to bother dissecting why this non-problem is asinine. I'm just going to leave the actual YouTube description for you below. It starts by calling Allen "a BMI affiliated artist," which is the musical equivalent of saying "self-published author." It just gets better from there.

Again, this is the actual YouTube description:

2013. A ©BMI affiliated artist.
24 year old recording POP artist Tay Allyn's hit music single "Mass Text". Tay has created a new breed of Pop that's like Ke$ha without the sex, and Gaga without the avant garde- what are you left with? Pop songs about the mundane issues you face in everyday life. It's sassy, fun, and RELATABLE. Chosen by Justin Timberlake and MySpace as a top upcoming artist of 2013.
Available on ITUNES!

Anyway, now that you know that this exists, good luck continuing to believe in hope and justice!

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