"Shots For The Boys" Attila [YouTube Official Video]

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For those unfamiliar with Attila, they are the aural equivalent of a shit taken after a hastily eaten gas station burrito. Their music is the soundtrack to a thousand suburban ass-hats flailing wildly and drinking horrible liquor. But there's nothing I can say to disparage them that this video doesn't do on its own.

Following their befuddling jamboree of asinine douchebaggery in the video for "About That Life," Attila takes to the stage to proclaim their love of partying. There's just one problem, though. They suck at it. First and foremost, their liquor of choice is Jack Daniels. Now there's nothing wrong with Jack if you're 17 years old or if you like NASCAR, but if you want to get serious about partying, grow the fuck up and buy a proper whiskey, not just the first thing you saw at the store. Secondly, pour spouts on the bottles, guys? The most efficient way to get alcohol into your mouth is not to pour it from two feet away. You want to drink from the bottle? Fine. But don't use something that makes you look like a sad hamster. Thirdly, don't waste booze. Spitting whiskey all over the place is a toddler's mistake and everyone knows toddlers can't hold their fucking liquor. Get with the program, bros.

Below are the actual lyrics to the song. Notice how this wordsmith rhymes "celebration" with "celebration" and "straight shots" with "straight shots." Look out, battle rappers. Metalcore douchenozzles are coming for you. And they're bringing terrible whiskey.

Attila "Shots For The Boys" lyrics:

Here we go now, pour the shots out
Everyone is getting hammered and the tab's on me
We're going hard 'cause we run this shit
So stay the fuck at home if you party like a bitch
(If you party like a bitch)

Take another and drink it all down
We can have ten more 'cause we run this town
We keep it rowdy as fuck
Take three, more shots for good luck

Shots for the boys!
Bottoms up

Shot of tequila, one after another for all of my homies and all of your brothers
Shut up and don't bother me
Just take another, we party all night
And we're not like the others

Shots for the boys!

Here we go now, pour the shots out
Everyone is getting hammered and the tab's on me
We're going hard 'cause we run this shit
So stay the fuck at home if you party like a bitch

Take another and drink it all down
We can have ten more 'cause we run this town
We keep it rowdy as fuck
Take three, more shots for good luck

I only drink in celebration
And every night is a celebration
You don't like to take straight shots?
Shut the fuck, we only take straight shots
One more shot!
It's getting late, so get it in before last call
One more shot!
If you don't take it, then you're just a fucking asshole
Tomorrow morning is gonna be rough, but last night was the shit
So suck on my dick

If for some reason you're compelled to buy their record, you can do so through iTunes.

Source: Artery Recordings YouTube Channel