Totally serious newspaper The Onion has reported that the saxophone is still an acceptable way to express yourself. The report compares the instrument to several other methods of self-expression, and concludes that “It’s no piano or guitar or anything, but still, if you have something to get off your chest and there’s a sax nearby, you could do worse.”
The report ranks the saxophone 89th on the list of Acceptable Artistic Outlets, immediately below interpretive dance and just ahead of ventriloquism.
Source: The Onion