"Spring Break Anthem" - Lonely Island [YouTube Official Video & Lyrics]

Brad Bershad

by Brad Bershad

Published May 8, 2013

Comedy rap group Lonely Island (Andy Samberg, Jorma Taccone, and Akiva Schaffer) has a new album coming out on June 11 called The Wack Album. Starting today, we'll be getting new songs and videos every Wednesday in a brilliant marketing campaign they are calling Wack Wednesdays. Here's our first taste, "Spring Break Anthem", with a funny intro/outro featuring Zach Galifianakis interviewing James Franco on Between Two Ferns (the music starts at 1:41):

This video doesn't show any musical guests, but actor Edward Norton joins the Between Two Ferns guys. Fuse reports that many high profile guests are set to appear on the album, including Lady Gaga, Green Day's Billie Joe Armstrong, Justin Timberlake, Kendrick Lamar, Solange, Pharrell Williams, Maroon 5's Adam Levine, and T-Pain.

"Spring Break Anthem" Lyrics by Lonely Island:

Kings of the pussy, pounding our brewskis,
Banging chicks right there in the sand,
Bros before hoes, and chicks with no clothes and
Slammin' shots, and marry a man!

Who wanna do a shot? (we do),
I'm gonna get fucked up (me too),
We came for a week, we kings of the beach,
Spread water on the girls T-shirts (see-thru),
Cancun, party down, Lauderdale, another round,
Havasu, crack a brew, and marry a man!

Pranks when you're passed out, jokes about roofies,
Making girls kiss, marry a man!
Giant sombreros, show us your titties,
Creatine shakes, marry a man!


Oh shit! I'm too fucked up! Puke and rally, that's what's up!
Booze cruise, raise your glass, snort that coke off her ass!
Two chicks at the dance hall, take it to the damn stalls,
Trade these beads for their bra!
SoCo in my cantine, got girls jumpin' on the trampoline,
Two men bound by the law!

Trashing hotelrooms, clogging up toilets,
Beer googles if she's a hag,
Planning the menu, picking out flowers,
Nailing sluts and writing our vows!

Down here it's our time! Springbreakers, let's get fucked up!
Then find Mr. Right and get monogamous,
Picking our invite font as a twosome,
Something tasteful but not too bland,
Seating arrangements, charming the in laws,
Ripping beer pongs, sex with a man!

We'll be so happy, true love forever,
Two kings walking hand in hand,
Promise to cherish, trust and respect him,
Crushing pussy, marry a man!


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