God bless those fine folks over at CollegeHumor. First, they made Miley's "We Can't Stop" a tolerable video by removing the sound. Now, they've lampooned "Wrecking Ball" for its lack of safety. Mocking pop artists is an art form and this video takes the high road, for at least part of the duration. They even refrained from a cheap "construction twerker" joke, which I did not have the fortitude to do.
Check it out above, and if you're still concerned about Miley's safety, you can stream Bangerz for free right here.